Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

answered:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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Anonymous asked:

Why do you have issues with eating

answered:

toxicwinner:

think it’s cos im a girl raised on earth

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neuksei:

"kim kardashian is so obsessed with her self its so sad and sets a bad example for our kids" sorry kim doesnt look like a 40 yr old suburban mum that spends her time on ozbargain and scoopon trying to find deals to save money while looking like shit after ur 4th kid vomited on u that morning but ur not bothered changing ur shirt bc u ugly and ur life

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prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

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The Notorious B.I.G. Suicidal Thoughts
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